What if my Mom IS half NINJA?

Hey you detectives, I am willing to give you $100 dollars if you can prove that my Mom IS half NINJA so you need to call 1-800-XEAX2THEMAX (NOT REAL!!!) So, if you want more money then get World of Warcraft Cataclsm on 12/07/2010 and provre that my Mom IS half NINJA and you will have $100 & A 80%  off giftcard to Gamestop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                           -Noahxeax     

                                                       WANTED

                                                          MOO

                                                           $100